Boner Surprise

When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.

Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.

Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!

Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)

by Young Skeezy June 6, 2020

bonercomb

When you put your hard long reptilian dick inside of a Honeycomb

My friend aiden did a bonercomb last night, he says it was legendary

by Mr.goofgoof January 28, 2021

boner15

a way to say that someone got made fun of their name

"damn, he got boner15'd due to having a funny looking name"

by ethanzcxd October 10, 2021

Boomerang Boner

An erected penis that forms a sharp angle. Usually a 90 to 60 degree angle.

How can a guy have sex with a boomerang boner like that? Unless he does it sideways.

by Al-Pal113 February 4, 2010

Teeth Boner

A really big smile, much grander than a smirk or regular smile :)

Watching that woman get hit in the face with a watermelon gave me a raging teeth boner.

by Pisanty September 11, 2010

honest boner

An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.

I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.

by red_rager January 16, 2011

Rooftop boner

When you get so extremely excited that your boner actually extends, breaks through the ceiling and hits the roof of the current facility you are in. If this is currently infeasible, it may be simpler to scream it to the heavens.

My parents were out of the house, I got the candles lit, and she said she would be over in ten. Can't even contain my rooftop boner right now...

ROOFTOP BONER!!!

by Mo Powatooya August 22, 2011