Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by April 06, 2019

Naked Mole Rat

A cigarette smoking carnivore most likely seen in the bushes or trying to avoid work somewhere in a portapotty most commonly known as a "willhite" digs in buttock daily, red headed and freckle faced, makes good friend

Younder in the brush lies a naked mole rat in its natural habitat

by YeeyeeOicu September 28, 2018

Naked Mole-Rat

Our true overlords may the naked mole-rat religion always be with you.

“And here we have the Naked Mole-Rat what a perfect specimen for a new overlord”

by Mole Rat supreme December 07, 2021

Naked Mole Rat

Your mum

Your mum is a naked mole rat

by DaGamingPanda May 23, 2022

naked beaver

A short naked man with beard

Damn that s naked beavers

by RichPinkSeason April 25, 2017

church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

Tits naked

Not naked, yet not fully clothed; wearing lower attire only.

‘I went to vomit outside but I wasn’t naked, I had pants on... ....’ (Tits naked)

by Titties_McGee December 13, 2019