An unknown species from an unknown location in the wilderness, high key homeless, but likes to tell people they’re not so that they don’t get shouted at. A Bryant usually has many hobbies, one of them includes photography:
A bryant loves To photograph pedestrians without their consent.
Sometimes a Bryant may even break into your house and photograph your treadmill.
Watch out
A bryant loves To photograph pedestrians without their consent.
Sometimes a Bryant may even break into your house and photograph your treadmill.
Watch out
Bro 1: “bro you hear that, sounds like someone’s in your gym”
Bro 2: “bro the other day when I went in there, there were about 20 odd tripods with go pros set up around my treadmill, and when i looked at the footage from these go pros, there was this weird man in a belly top and booty shorts running on my treadmill chanting homophobic slurs”
Bro 1: bro....I don’t know how to put this...but I think you’ve been infested with Bryantas bugs”
Bro 2: dude...how do I get rid of them?
Bro 1: bro, you can’t.
Bro 2: “bro the other day when I went in there, there were about 20 odd tripods with go pros set up around my treadmill, and when i looked at the footage from these go pros, there was this weird man in a belly top and booty shorts running on my treadmill chanting homophobic slurs”
Bro 1: bro....I don’t know how to put this...but I think you’ve been infested with Bryantas bugs”
Bro 2: dude...how do I get rid of them?
Bro 1: bro, you can’t.
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Dude 1: “I wish I could date her!”
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