A stage of drunkeness. Symptoms include: passing out in snow banks, making out with fat chicks and yelling random obsenities.
Last night Dave made out with a fat chick at the bar, we found him passed out in the snow bank, he was so shig boxed.
by The BCC's March 21, 2009

Eric: Steve, will you pass me that fork?
Steve: Fork yeah I will, Eric!
Eric: Steve, take two minutes in the punalty box.
Steve: Fork yeah I will, Eric!
Eric: Steve, take two minutes in the punalty box.
by hartdahl May 17, 2011

When you cum inside your girlfriend/wife too early and she makes you eat her out, cream-pie and all, immediately afterward as punishment.
Guy: ohhhh shit....
Girl: Did you really just cum already?!
Guy: yeah. Sorry...
Girl: Well, in the penalty box you go. This ones a five minute major
Girl: Did you really just cum already?!
Guy: yeah. Sorry...
Girl: Well, in the penalty box you go. This ones a five minute major
by FishSlayr January 22, 2018

What women and feminine males call the knife that men use to do man things that has a replaceable razor blade in it.
Britt: Hey Kyle, can you hand me that really sharp box cutter knife you are doing those manly tasks with to open my Amazon package.
Kyle: Sure Britt, you can borrow my UTILITY KNIFE to open your tampons from Amazon but I need it back when you're done to finish this project.
Kyle: Sure Britt, you can borrow my UTILITY KNIFE to open your tampons from Amazon but I need it back when you're done to finish this project.
by Bwittsworld April 19, 2023

a box is when 2 people touch knuckles (like fist to fist)as a personalized handshake or showing of respect or equivalence.
a mental box is when these 2 people want to do a box, but are to far away from each other.
a mental box is when these 2 people want to do a box, but are to far away from each other.
while sitting in a classroom. person A on one side of the classroom and person B on the other side.
person A asks person B: how many points did u get on the test
Person B: 77
Person A: i got 80, mental box
person A asks person B: how many points did u get on the test
Person B: 77
Person A: i got 80, mental box
by rukia20 May 15, 2010

by Liueli October 16, 2009

(Adj.) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(V.) To make a fort of waffle boxes and wack off in it.
(V.) To make a fort of waffle boxes and wack off in it.
by stupid slut January 18, 2011
