Shig Boxed

A stage of drunkeness. Symptoms include: passing out in snow banks, making out with fat chicks and yelling random obsenities.

Last night Dave made out with a fat chick at the bar, we found him passed out in the snow bank, he was so shig boxed.

by The BCC's March 21, 2009

punalty box

n. where you have to go when you bust a bad pun in normal conversation

Eric: Steve, will you pass me that fork?
Steve: Fork yeah I will, Eric!
Eric: Steve, take two minutes in the punalty box.

by hartdahl May 17, 2011

Penalty Box

When you cum inside your girlfriend/wife too early and she makes you eat her out, cream-pie and all, immediately afterward as punishment.

Guy: ohhhh shit....
Girl: Did you really just cum already?!
Guy: yeah. Sorry...
Girl: Well, in the penalty box you go. This ones a five minute major

by FishSlayr January 22, 2018

Box cutter

What women and feminine males call the knife that men use to do man things that has a replaceable razor blade in it.

Britt: Hey Kyle, can you hand me that really sharp box cutter knife you are doing those manly tasks with to open my Amazon package.

Kyle: Sure Britt, you can borrow my UTILITY KNIFE to open your tampons from Amazon but I need it back when you're done to finish this project.

by Bwittsworld April 19, 2023

mental box

a box is when 2 people touch knuckles (like fist to fist)as a personalized handshake or showing of respect or equivalence.

a mental box is when these 2 people want to do a box, but are to far away from each other.

while sitting in a classroom. person A on one side of the classroom and person B on the other side.

person A asks person B: how many points did u get on the test

Person B: 77

Person A: i got 80, mental box

by rukia20 May 15, 2010

Snout-box

To punch someone on the nose or face. Also refers to old school boxing technique.

My boss is such a dick! Sometimes I wish I could just snout-box him!

by Liueli October 16, 2009

Box waffle

(Adj.) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(V.) To make a fort of waffle boxes and wack off in it.

(Adj.) "Adam Sandler is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Do you want to box waffle?"

by stupid slut January 18, 2011