Boner Bend

When a male has to piss with an erection and in order to do so, bends himself in a very weird manner.
Said erection can be a result of being turned on or morning wood.

I woke up today with morning wood, so I had to piss making a boner bend.

by HeavyFuel July 24, 2011

t-boner

When you enjoy a good T-bone steak so much, that you actually get an erection

I'm trying to hide my t-boner, because I had steak for lunch

by tirimtimtish March 9, 2009

boner blanket

a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends

Hey dude, before you start the movie, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007

Boner Bouncer

Gay

You are such a boner bouncer Tom.


We have a test today?! Ah boner bouncer!

by Bryan SixXxTeen December 20, 2008

boner check

The act of checking for erections. Typically involving an evaluation of one or more cock and balls.

"Oh geez"
(Lots of gayness)
"BONER CHECK!!"
"Fag"

by Goatseking April 5, 2007

Boner Milk

Another term for Jizz,what else could it be?

Edgar drank deep the boner milk for he was a butt raiding faggot.

by Jack "Mushroomtattoo" Gatehissouse April 14, 2005

angry boner

1. used to describe the usually unwanted erection which only occurs with high levels of stress or anger.
2. can also be used to describe situations in which there has been anger or drama, but overall still quite amusing.

1. 'oh dear..... hes got an angry boner' or 'he was so pissed off he got an angry boner'
2. 'it was a bit of an angry boner night'

by castleton February 9, 2009