A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
by jessesuit June 5, 2011
Get the Faux Beardmug. The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.
by Dr. Georgia F. Ake April 17, 2020
Get the Bearded Marsratmug. Beardful ben is an extremely digstgai dude. Gets no girls or boys. Very loneley, No family, No firemnds, gveyr very veyr sadge and losnely, dont hang out with beardfuk ben. Hang with beardLESS ben.
by beepbop121 November 5, 2021
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