Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.

“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”

by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023

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Philadelphia water balloon

Pissing in a butthole

It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.

by Donell Worthington December 27, 2019

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Popped balloon head

A person with a head so disshaped it resembles that of a popped balloon.

“Ere Hoiker, who’s doing the see-off on that jet?”

Hoik-hoik “popped balloon heads going out in ten mins to do it and turn that fuel into freedom” hoik-hoik-nod-nod

by Jizzy G-Dogg November 05, 2018

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balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!

by Useless Man June 14, 2023

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Bovarian Balloon

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face

Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.

by All Hail King Mathyall December 18, 2014

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