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Wake, Bake, and Wade

The act of waking up, smoking herb, and going for a swim.

The purpose of this is to calm you down and relax you. The preferred time for this event is 7-8AM, because it won't be too hot. This can be done alone, or in a small group of no more than 5. Too many people would ruin the relaxed environment. It is acceptable to be in a hot tub instead. It is also acceptable to be nude.
Guy 1: *yawn* Hey last night was great, babe.

Girl 1: You're telling me.
Guy 1: Let's go smoke a bowl by the pool then go in the hot tub.
Girl 1: I'm up for a Wake, Bake, and Wade.
by GodsInfantry August 18, 2010
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Bakes my muffins

An exclamation about how something has made you happy.
Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!
by Bennet Anderson December 14, 2020
mugGet the Bakes my muffinsmug.

Bake my cake

Commonly used in the Maryland area, specifically Baltimore.
I saw the same tinted car ride past my house 3 time today dawg. I think somebody tryna bake my cake.
by Glasspom January 24, 2021
mugGet the Bake my cakemug.

easy bake oven

Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.
I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,
by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010
mugGet the easy bake ovenmug.

Twice Baked Clam

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.
I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.
by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015
mugGet the Twice Baked Clammug.

calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.
Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.
by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015
mugGet the calgary clam bakemug.

twice baked potato

Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".
Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.
by steamy gene September 23, 2008
mugGet the twice baked potatomug.

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