Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.
Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.
Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."
Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.
Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."
Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.
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Get the act up mug.A banned halucinogenic beverage made from oil extracted from achewood or wormwood and originates in the southern areas of the United States. Drinking achewater causes euphoria, but is often followed by persistent, long lasting depression or melancholy. Achewood oil is considered a powerful depressant and is capable of causing permanent brain damage.
According to Chris Onstad, creator of the online comic strip "Achewood" (www.achewood.com), achewater has allegedly inspired a fair number of Southern folk tales and songs, including "Sullivan's Bear and Dried Bird" and "I'm Following a Little Round Lord."
According to Chris Onstad, creator of the online comic strip "Achewood" (www.achewood.com), achewater has allegedly inspired a fair number of Southern folk tales and songs, including "Sullivan's Bear and Dried Bird" and "I'm Following a Little Round Lord."
After several bottles of achewater, Jim was feeling just a tad bit more than mildly euphoric and proceeded to pantomime sex acts with a nearby light fixture. The next day, he shot himself in the mouth.
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Usually pronounced with emphasis on Ovary
Usually pronounced with emphasis on Ovary
"Damn it Tyrone you had one job. Leave the god damn toilet seat up."
"Jesus, stop ovary-acting"
"She's just ovary-acting"
"Jesus, stop ovary-acting"
"She's just ovary-acting"
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Me and my girl were feeling spicy last night so we took a trip south of the border and I had a little Vagina Acapulco.
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i was flying my Su-47 in ace combat zero and i seen 4 saab drakens i attcked them and i kicked there asses
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