Alyssa

Somebody with big breasts and a small, luscious pussy.

Can I fuck you, Alyssa?

by scratch my back and gimme food October 12, 2020

Alyssa

The hottest girl in any school, Alyssa never tries to hurt you. She had sex with me in the bathrooms DURING CLASS. She is the best any guy could ask for.

Alyssa, you are the greatest.

by HiYo1234 October 13, 2020

alyssa

cringe neckbeard redditor

alyssa: wwo i am a cringe neckbeard redditor
wveryone: yea

by funnyman12637472 October 19, 2020

Alyssa B.

A cheating liar.

my ex gf's name is Alyssa B.

by PrincePain October 30, 2020

Alyssa

One of the most understanding and relatable people you’ll ever know. She’s also very athletic and can beat you in basketball every single time. She’s a boy magnet and you can’t compare to be honest. If she ever gets a boyfriend they will always be laughing and always be competing that will be super cute together.

Alyssa is courageous

by Baylie ya the one from school November 4, 2020

Alyssa

Adj. Hoe, bitch or otherwise
n. An unnecessarily loud Sharpay Evans stan with crippling daddy issues And IMMENSE crackhead energy and an equally mentally ill best friend

Have you met Alyssa? She just kicked Gus in the face again while doing a kick line with her friend Jaden.

by Mentally Ill Dictionary November 12, 2020

Alyssa

A bitch and a hoe.

Alyssa is a Pissa and a bitch and a hoe. Fuck her.

by 1-800-memyself&I November 12, 2020