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alyssa

alyssa asks me rude and personal questions that i don't want to answer
Alyssa: "hi archie!"
Archie: "fuck off,"
by pooeater26 August 1, 2023
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Alyssa j

Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch
them- whoaaa is that Alyssa J

me- Yeah she's dating andrew

them- he's one lucky mother fucker
by a1782 February 24, 2024
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alyssa loren soliz

alyssa loren soliz is the prettiest of all people ever. she has lots of fans and even fanart. she has cool hair. alyssa loren soliz is fruity
person 1: have you seen alyssa loren soliz today?
person 2: yes. she looked so so cutie and fruity.
by septumstrawberrybunny November 1, 2021
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alyssa phelps

the most beutifull girl i have ever seen in my life
by Geo the duck December 4, 2020
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Alyssa

An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.
Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
by FCE-FavoritecoworkerEVER November 24, 2021
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Alyssa

A girl with soul melting toots. 🔥 💨
Alyssa ate lentils and attacked me all night with soul melting toots.
by Rabbi Shakira November 23, 2021
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Alyssa Romano

Alyssa Romano is very strong! She’s sprained peoples ankles and hit people in the head with basketballs (by accident parcially). Alyssa is a very good friend and a good listener. You can always count on her to lighten the mood if the conversation becomes too deep. But she’s alright in deep conversations when she has something truly important to say
Alyssa Romano sprained her ankle AGAIN. SHE PUSHED HER ON THE CONCRETE OH ALYSSA
by Sugar muffin applesauce March 31, 2019
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