Alabama Gaff Hook

The act grabbing a womans bottom lip as if you just caught a trophy bass, then proceeding to spit in her mouth...

Man grabs forcefully grabs a prostitutes mouth and horks a loogie in it... " UGHhHH WTF!!!" she said. He shouts.. "Dis how we do down heerrr... Alabama Gaff Hook!!!"

by Shroom, Gaff Hook Grady May 10, 2011

Alabama muddy wilson

when a male is fisting another and the receiver shits on the penetrators hand and he slaps the muddy hand across his face

i tried fisting my boyfriend and he pooped on my hand so I gave him a big Alabama Muddy Wilson

by anal fisting October 13, 2008

alabama hot pocket

when you put a warm shat into a girls pinkslit

omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot

by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016

Alabamian

A person who resides within the boundaries of the greatest state in these United States of America.

I have been an Alabamian my entire life and Roll Tide Roll!

by Kevin's Hero May 7, 2009

Alabama Crag Dangle

A sexual act where the male rests his scrotum on a female or male partner's face. During the resting the partner will lick the scrotum.

Did you give Sally an Alabama Crag Dangle?

by Smitty Mcgee January 27, 2004

alabama junkyard

When you go to a junkyard with 12 of your cousins and end up having a huge orgy then blow your load all over their junk (because they're guys) and then take it in the ass by your inbred mother that is really black. Afterwards you are murdered and thrown in the junkyard to rot.

Logan found himself surrounded by all of his cousins, particularly Ryan, and blew his load all over his dick, while logan's black inbred mother fucked him with a strapon. After the anal fucking he was murdered then she said you just got the Alabama junkyard.

by Jmuller April 29, 2012

university of alabama

n: a terrible college in a terrible town where all the kids who couldn't get into a better college go to get wasted all the time. Typical activities of an Alabama student include: getting coked up, drinking heavily, talking about the very dead "Bear" Bryant, and generally acting like a dumbass- they all wish they were smart enough to go to Auburn.

Dude, I'm legally retarded, and even though I only have a 2nd grade education and I am married to my sister, I still got a scholarship to Alabama!

by Philip J. McKrackin June 27, 2005