secret squirrel

Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."

My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.

by Bearsquito August 8, 2007

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Squirrel Master

1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.

I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.

by Gerald November 28, 2003

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Squirrel kiss

When you nibble the nuts a little.

Before she went down on me she gave me a squirrel kiss!

by Kittenfacxxx September 23, 2017

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A small dog about the size of a squirrel. Such as but not limited too a Yorkie, Tea Cup Chiuwahwah, Miniature Doberman or other dogs of similar stature with no real practical purpose other than to bark and get in the way

I seriously doubt your Squirrel dog is gonna intimidate anyone that comes into the house

by Tefflon December 16, 2008

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Feeding The Squirrel

Masturbating.

When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.

Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"

by SMac89 December 21, 2010

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