Glazed Penguin

Cumming on your girls stomach and pushing her around on the bed like a penguin sliding down the hill on its stomach.
"My girl was so horny I gave her a glazed penguin"
by Baylee348 August 15, 2016
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Penguin

It is a word for a person who is lazy and incompetent. And even though they have potential to be better, they settle for mediocrity.

The word penguin is used because they cant “FLY” and aren’t inspiring like a hawk or an eagle.
All he does is eat and play video games all day—he is such a penguin
by Idiosyncratic January 28, 2024
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Penguins

Someone who is autistic and also homosexual being intimate with the same sex. Their behavior is unusual & strange in two ways and that's the kick!
Look at those Penguins flirting.
by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025
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Jayden Penguin

A little man who loves his penguins too much. Way too much if you know what I mean 😳🫢🫣
That dude is such a Jayden Penguin y know?
by Luigi Biscuits your December 17, 2022
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Penguin in a blanket

Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"
hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.

Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!
by anon2201_hun January 31, 2021
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cheddar penguin

When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.
Wow I can’t believe I just cheddar penguined her.
by 696969699696 February 26, 2018
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Dirty penguin

A girl in her teens usually goes by the name of Haley. Loves to have sex and smoke pot. Has bad luck getting in car accidents and feels like the world is out to get here. Usually is involved in some group or organization from a small town.
by Delvakio January 11, 2018
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