spinach pie

The unkempt or rancid crotch of a woman - usually used to indicate performing oral sex on such a mess.

She's hot but you're gonna hate eating that spinach pie.

by johny johny j-roll July 22, 2009

jedi pie

The speed and precision used by a chef to produce a pie in light speed.

Mary appeared on Come Dine With Me but she took ages to make her starter dish. This meant she'd have to make some serious Jedi pie to be in with a chance of winning.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

pepper pie

The act of shaking ones testicles on someone else's steering wheel.

Chad just left me a nice pepper pie bro!

by Glow1996 January 24, 2011

Pie Handles

Handles you get from eating wayyy to much piiiieee.

Hey you see that guys pie handles?

HOLY SHIT PIE HANDLES ARE SO SEXY BROOO!

OMG BECKY LOOK AT HER PIE HANDLES THEY ARE SOOO BIGGG!

by mtndewdude55-izmyaim August 7, 2010

Skunk-pie

1. A dirty whore's vagina after a gang bang.

2. Chick who doesn't know how to wash herself....mostly after sex acts.

"I should have worn a condom....that was a total Skunk-pie"

by PureChaos87 January 2, 2009

smother the pie

masterbate, masterbation for females. Used when a female is playing with herself. Self pleasuring her vagina,pussy,coochie

Whenever Janet is feeling lonely and horny she likes to smother the pie.

by Kevo K May 9, 2008

greasy pie

Informal term for vagina.

That chick over there will let anybody eat her greasy pie.. for a price.

by Ballamasta9000 March 13, 2009