Maria

A Maria is usually the one best smart friend who gets bullied because she’s a shortie. But she can be a very smart person who loves anime. She can play any game but gets bored of it easily. She can try new things.
Friend 1: Hey where’s Maria?
Maria: I’m down here
Friend 1: oh sorry Maria didn’t see you there

Maria: I’m not that short bruh.
by KAMIDAUNICORN October 28, 2019
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A total five nights at Freddy's badass she is the world champion buy playing all 7 games at once 20/20 mode but do not distract her she will throw the computer at your head and the fuck out you
Maria fnaf legend
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maria is the name of the most perfect girl ever. not all marias can relate to this only ONE. the one maria is the one that is the baddest bitch around, maria olivia.
maria is perfect
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The one and only girl who will actually make you laugh.
i love Maria
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maria (pronounced maa-ria) is a person who you specially or your entire class hates because of the way she acts. Sometimes she will act like a stuck up bitch then when you really get to know her she will be emotionally and verbally abusive by calling you names and commenting about your insecurities. She is a pain in the ass and everyone else in your class will think the same unless it is her "friendship group" but little does she know that her so called "friends" actually hate her and only stay with her because they know they will be by themselves cos the entire class hates her
oh my god did you hear that maria snaked on Parvati because she posted a video with her not even in it and then maria blamed it on Quinn.
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Maria is the most beautiful, clever, passionate and funny person you'll ever know (if you are lucky enough to get to know her).

She is incredibly fun while also being sensible and comprehensive because of how intelligent she is. She has the most beautiful smile you can possibly imagine. She has her principles cristal clear and knows herself confidently, so she can have her space while giving you yours. Nevertheless, she will always be there for you if you need her and she will try to give you the best advices she can. She is the best friend you can have and, to put it simple, she is just the best person I know.
- Hey, do you know Maria?

- No man, i don't
- You definitely should then!
by CarmenMola October 27, 2021
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Treesh; Penis-sucker; dumb cunt who would lick her own pussy for gold digger money.

Nostrils are full of snot after her trip to Uruguay.
rakisha: “did you hear that maria sucked on her large chode last friday?”
shokana: “i thought that was jamal’s… she has a habit of doing that “
by trojancondoms March 22, 2022
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