by 70998 October 23, 2020
Get the extra large vibrating dildomug. someone who sucks cock while getting fucked in the ass by a dildoe while another guy is fucking her in the pussy and then she shits on their chest and makes them eat the shit. then they stick to the fridge like a magnet.
by Lil Steve-O April 14, 2005
Get the cock sucking dildoe magnetmug. A dildo with such irregular proportions it may be deceived as a brick. It was once said that the relic itself possesses mystic healing proporties and can cure impotence. When struck by Gimley's axe, the brick-o-dildo will split into equal proportions, revealing a Kinder egg which the beholder may claim as a reward.
by Anonamonamon June 9, 2011
Get the Brick-o-dildomug. one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo in colonial times.
by gtimbuktu105 September 9, 2010
Get the Colonial Dildo Suppliermug. A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
Get the Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Manmug. everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off
omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth
by NGR LVR September 26, 2014
Get the 13 inch double headed dildomug. by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018
Get the Go together like a dildo and a forkmug.