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$50 = $49,999,950

It is an INVESTMENT by JAMIE DIMON in JP MORGAN CHASE that is being wagered.

It is an MCA OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN insurance policy.

It only works in NEXT LEVEL METAMATHEMATICAL secrecy.
Well with that obvious success of managing to HOMONGENSEXUAL TRESPASS ONE AND HOMONGENSEXUAL TRESPASS TWO plus SAN MATEO CHASE branch putting off this CATHARCTIC PERSONALITY ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE as ALAN I WALDMAN is that investment of $50 gotten out of his hide as JAMIE DIMON is in the driver's seat to make $50 = $49,999,950 to in turn equal that cool $50,000,000.

OK , ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE yes this PED0PHILE has knowledge about what premium to charge for a $50,000,000 one day term LIFE medical policy as $50 = $49,999,950 if the EVENT OCCURS AGAIN.

Hey AMICI'S and DION YAGHOOBI DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS at SOFIA'S PIZZA EAST has all that power being in LAS VEGAS along with STEPHANIE JOANNE ANGELINA GERMONOTTA to push ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE out of every pizza place and ITALIAN RESTAURANT as just by wagering a cool $50 = $49,999,950 OUT of EATILY success and those HOMOSEXUAL OPPRESSORS to slam dunk end up by phone calling the PIZZA CONVENTION of all ITALIAN PIZZA and EATERIES including the DOMINOES that SEAN BARRINGTON SHARON LINDA BARRINTON'S SON works at given she had a friendly CORAL SPRINGS LAS VEGAS formerly MAMA'S AND PAPA'S PIZZA lengthy conversation with SLEEPY HEAD himself DION YAGHOOBI , who said to SHARON, "no worries, I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING ", even as late a TOPOLOGY BOOK of his at AMICI'S and commit that motherfucker ASSH0LE as don't worry everyone can "DO THE MATH".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 18, 2022
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50/50

Pulling down your pants and showing a chick your dick gives you a 50/50 chance of her sucking it if not swallowing.
50/50
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50 shake

The 50 shake is notoriously known to cause astronomically sized earthquakes powerful enough to cause houses too fall apart or even explode. BBC NEWS stated on August 25th, 2023 a local ohio resident reported neighbors blasting a song called the “thug shake” while reportedly doing the viral tiktok dance called the “50 shake” a few seconds later houses are seen toppling to the floor and causing earthquakes throughout the neighborhood.
Look at that nigger across the street hes doing the 50 shake!
by glorytactt August 25, 2023
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50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment
*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"
by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015
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50/50

A type of wish in Genshin. This is a 50% of getting the 5 star on a banner, or getting a regular on the standard banner.
Mark: Dude, I just lost my 50/50!
Derrick: Imagine playing Genshin
by FurinaTheHydroArchon November 22, 2024
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50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.
The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.
by Gibones March 22, 2019
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50 Fucks

Means a person to not give "50 fucks" about shit
by Jay-T February 19, 2023
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