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kittun

Kitten, but spelled with U instead of E, making it cooler.

It's not a misspelling, it's a way of life.
I like fluffy kittuns.
by Nash August 28, 2004
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Kittenbreath

The sultry musk left on one's breath the morning after a long night of munching away at some cute girl's pussy.
Freddy: "Dude, I've still got a massive case of kittenbreath from Jessika last night."

George: "Hahaha, fucking awesome man! Can I smell it?"

Freddy: "You're a sick, sick bastard, you know that George?"

George: "..."
George: "..."

Freddy: *exhales heavily onto George*

George quivers.

Love. Touch. Forever. Intense. Thick. Calvin Klein. Nah fuck that, Men Everywhere.
by WordSauce March 10, 2009
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kittens

Kittens can mean almost anything from cat babies....to grams of marijuana. Some people may consider their reptiles 'kittens'. Others, may even call lint or dust particles 'kittens'.
Ex #1: Noname: "Awww, look at those adorable little kittens. Is that the cat that gave birth to them?"

Ex #2: Noname: "Hey you lookin for some trees, how much?"
Tanya: "Yeah, at least three kittens or so."

Ex #3: Noname: "Oh My Goodness, is your snake mean"
Tanya: "No, my kitten is actually quite a sweetie."

Ex #4: Tanya: "Jesus Suzie.. Thats one huge-ass fricken kitten clung to your shirt. Did you even notice it?"
by PurpleTanya October 22, 2007
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kittens in my pants

having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up with the hot chicks fat friend so your mate gets the hot chick!
"I'm coming to the club tonight, don't worry I've got kittens in my pants"
by Sl!m December 30, 2008
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kittynerd

Starweeb's girlfriend. The cutest and sweetest person alive, They try to deny it but in reality we all know its them. They have the cutest laugh and the best sense of humor. They joke about piss a lot which is really gross but Starweeb still loves them, Starweeb loves them no matter what.
Kittynerd is the cutest ever. No objections!
by Cooolskeleton95 September 24, 2017
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Kittening

The act of kittens, who aren't quite old enough to know better, trashing up an environment when left unsupervised for too long. May also refer to the act of cleaning up after said kittens.
"The kittening that took place while we were gone for the weekend was extreme. We'll be cleaning all week! I can't believe they shredded every spare roll of toilet paper in the pantry. How did they open the door in the first place??"
by Pea Kay August 2, 2012
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Future Kittens

Future Kittens are kittens that haven't been born yet. However, they're still adorable.

They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.
"Future kittens, future kittens. Haven't been born yet but their still adorable."

"mew mew mew... maaooo"

"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"
by Stroppy43858345834 June 1, 2009
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