Lightly Roasted

When you low-key diss yo homie in a rap battle.

-Me and my G was havin' a rap battle and I low-key dissed him man!

-Sounds like you lightly roasted him, bro.

by This bro December 23, 2015

Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."

Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!

by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016

Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016

roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse

Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!

by SHALACKS March 21, 2016

Over-roast

When you roast someone so hard that even you get burned in the process

Alice : Honestly your full of it Jeff
Jeff : The only thing your full of is shit
Matt : OVER-ROAST

by Oka-sauce-ski March 21, 2016

silent roasting

Roasting between you and another person with no audience to witness.

My Silent roasting is on point, are you sure you want this?

by DamnedB March 23, 2016

roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.

My roast
Roast goals

by It's Harambe November 27, 2016