flop

me

i am a flop x

by iamaflopx March 19, 2020

FLOP

The type of guy to act cool and tough while actually coming across like a total lame ass.

Some fucking guy: "Hey, have you seen that show Mad Men?"
FLOP: "Lol bruh. Miss me with that gay shit!"
Some fucking guy: "Stfu Steven! You're being a flop ass bitch. You don't talk like that!"

by assrocky November 16, 2020

granddad flop

when you have an iron deficiency and your cat escapes from the living room so you get out of your chair to get her but midway through the corridor your deficiency kicks in and your brain feels funny and your sight goes dark and you fall to the floor in a granddad fashion.... by that I mean you fall to the ground hella slowly and just lie there.

I'm ashamed to admit

"yoo Jessica got up but like she did the granddad flop thingy duuudeee. it was soo funny mannn"

by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020

Bali Flip Flop

When two guys cover the bed with flowers, have sex while taking turns being the bottom, all while having diarrhea from the dirty East Asian local water.

“Hey Scotty, the vaca here in Bali is great, want to celebrate with a little butt sex?”
"Only if we take turns being the bottom"
“That drink at dinner has me messed up, so this could get ugly”
“Did someone order the ‘Bali Flip Flop’?”
"I'm ready..."

by Dirty BDB May 15, 2020

The Flop

It's a funny flop

"Everybody do the flop"

Everybody: *Does the flop*

by Big John McGuinness May 27, 2020

Flip Flop

When performing “69”, the bodies flip (literally flip) positions.

Sabrina and Matthew flip flopped last night.

by austinmoore06 June 3, 2020

Flip Flop Thinking

To change a thought or view when it suits the person. Used by people who don't want to admit to being wrong but not realising that it shows weakness on their part.

An example of flip flop thinking:

"I voted for the reds in the recent election because they're the best party."

*Blues win election*

"I knew the blues would win - that's why I voted for them!"

by N0M0REHER0ES June 10, 2020