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The Law in Specific Locations

New Orleans, Louisiana: Tying an alligator to a fire hydrant is explicitly illegal in New Orleans. This is one of many unique laws stemming from the region's distinct culture and legal system based on the Napoleonic Code.

Detroit, Michigan: A similar ordinance exists in Detroit. The actual law typically prohibits tying any animal or object to a fire hydrant to ensure emergency access, but the specific mention of alligators is a popular anecdote.

Alabama: The state of Alabama also includes the prohibition on chaining an alligator to a fire hydrant among its list of unusual state laws.

Sarasota, Florida: It is also illegal to tie a pet alligator to a fire hydrant in Sarasota.

Why wouldn't you just know not to chain your Varna ( spirit animal vehicle) to a firhydrant, that the fire department and they will tow yor Varna.
Don't let your alligator off the chain, and for god sake dot park it infront of a fire hydrant.
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Get off my dick

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick
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jerk off in someone

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.
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stall off

stall off
Steps are being made to stall off the identification and avoid the media frensy when the news gets out.
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jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.
Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!
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A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
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take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("
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