Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
by NerdFucker69 February 19, 2023
by WeeedBear July 29, 2021
Broke hot is when an overweight woman gets dumped for not loosing weight, but then is forced to lose weight as a result from not having her ex boyfriends resources.
Jane was eating too much ice cream and refusing to lift a finger around the house, so Henry dumped her. Because Jane was inherently lazy and unable to get a job quickly she lost 40lb's having only food stamps to afford her the essentials. Shortly after attaining a normal body weight, Jane was considered hot again and she was able to find another man. Jane became Broke Hot.
by ihateyourdumbface August 12, 2022
by KirbyCat5723 July 24, 2024
flamin hot chetos is a term used for very bad cases of diarrhea, the word is the same in both in past tense and present tense.
The term flamin hot chetos is not be confused with the product Flamin hot cheetos.
The term flamin hot chetos is not be confused with the product Flamin hot cheetos.
Person 1 "Why didn't you come to my sisters wedding?!"
Person 2:" I still had flamin hot chetos from the taco tuesday earlier at work"
Person 2:" I still had flamin hot chetos from the taco tuesday earlier at work"
by RealDicTri May 18, 2022
A person so hot, that you simply wouldn't be believed if you tried to tell anyone else how hot they were.
"Dude, I saw a girl so uncredibly hot I nearly walked into a door!"
"Nice. Describe how hot she was!"
"I can't man, she was uncredible..."
"Nice. Describe how hot she was!"
"I can't man, she was uncredible..."
by DoorConcussed November 27, 2018
A sex act involving scattalogical play with a partner who does not consume enough fiber, leading to a stool consistency akin to baby food.
Jim: What did you get up to last night?
Barry: That dude came over and gave me some hot queso.
Jim: Oh man, that shit must have been a nightmare to clean up afterwards.
Barry: Yeah, he needs to get on the metamucils.
Barry: That dude came over and gave me some hot queso.
Jim: Oh man, that shit must have been a nightmare to clean up afterwards.
Barry: Yeah, he needs to get on the metamucils.
by Jj4371838392 January 20, 2019