The smooth-brained offspring of two P.E. majors is code-named D1 because it will bring home report cards marked with D for every class except one.
After fathering a D1 baby with Theresa, Mark got a vasectomy because the risk of having another one in a world already overpopulated with abnormally strong morons was too great.
by Doubleghost August 8, 2025
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Get the Goo goo babies mug.Also known as Thursday, Baby Friday is the best night of the week to get loose.
Think about it, you've made it through the bulk of the week, now you wanna dance, maybe a few drinks.
If you are hungover the next day, you only have one more day of work, the last day before the weekend.
Plus, you get it out of your system so you can have a sober weekend if you want...
And the cherry on top, it's less likely to set a bad pace for your next week like a Saturday or Sunday night binge does.
The best night of the week to get funky is Baby Friday.
Think about it, you've made it through the bulk of the week, now you wanna dance, maybe a few drinks.
If you are hungover the next day, you only have one more day of work, the last day before the weekend.
Plus, you get it out of your system so you can have a sober weekend if you want...
And the cherry on top, it's less likely to set a bad pace for your next week like a Saturday or Sunday night binge does.
The best night of the week to get funky is Baby Friday.
"Hey, let's check out the Baby Friday night at Heritage Hall - it's basically the weekend and I'm ready to party!"
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Get the trashcan baby mug.An adult (often an American) who advocates for the censorship of certain themes or depictions in literature, television, art, video games, music, and other creative works of media because it offended them.
"Someone in the United States cried like a censorship-baby about mature content in their favorite anime."
"Republicans are a bunch of censorship-babies for trying to ban books in libraries."
"Republicans are a bunch of censorship-babies for trying to ban books in libraries."
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