Skip to main content

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
mugGet the Jerking off onto Lucky Charmsmug.

burning off

when someone smoke’s a cigarette, marijuana or anything that requires you to spark and inhale and proceeds to think about you in anyway.
Chillian: Why are you lighting so late?

Wounda: Ughh, I can get my mind off you know who, burning off. Wanna sip?

Chillian: No thanks, I can’t burn off and think of someone, it’s contradicting to my recreation, haha
by Mrs Mrs Mrs July 24, 2022
mugGet the burning offmug.

Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.
Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2023
mugGet the Off the tablemug.

Off-White(s)

A Caucasian person that does not display a stereotypical Caucasian appearance or behavior, that is usually associated with Northern Europeans and WASPs, due to ethnic and cultural differences.

These groups of people typically have ancestry hailing from Eastern Europe or the Mediterranean. Irish people may also sometimes be referred to as "off-white", due to their past persecution.
Off-White(s):

"I'm Chinese and German. What about you?"

"I'm Italian, Czech, Greek, Polish etc. You know, all of the Off-Whites."
by 3riAlien8 January 27, 2025
mugGet the Off-White(s)mug.

Face off

It's about drive,
It's about power.
We stay hungry,
We devour.
Put in the work,
Put in the hours,
And take whats hours

This song is shown to define perseverance, hard work, dedication, and the will to never give up.
Dwayne: Get ready to Face off

Guy: Im so motivated to do my work
by SoTrueKing November 3, 2021
mugGet the Face offmug.

Off the rails

1. Someone that is uncontrollable in the hands of their parents, other people and themselves. Runs loose, on the streets, hase a relation with drugs, alcohol and party's.
2. A train coming off its rails during movement.
Oh yeah mate he's off the rails
Yeah I saw that train off the rails aye
by YOUR COOKED June 11, 2016
mugGet the Off the railsmug.

Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed
"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"
by anonymous July 31, 2024
mugGet the Eat a fruit roll up off itmug.

Share this definition