Retard baby

A baby who was conceived because the condom broke and the parents dont give a fuck about the poor kid:(

Nelly: hey is that your retard baby? Dad: yeah ill throw him off the balcony tonight so fuck off. Nelly:bro im calling cps!!!!

by Sugon69 July 27, 2022

Baby

Baby can be used in a romantic way, or another way to label an infant.

(Label) Diane: "Awhh, look at that cute little baby!"

(Romantic) Dan: "Hey baby! I'm home from work."

by candycanelola January 29, 2024

Tostitos Baby

A Tostitos baby is a sexual maneuver where during sex ,towards the end of a womans period, you creampie her. She then squeezes it out and scoops it up with a nacho chip and eats it.

Yeah I brought home that girl from the party, and she was so wild, she let me give her a "Tostitos Baby"

by KO C December 12, 2024

Baby dibble

PCSO, police community support officer. UK

Called 999 but only got two baby dibbles instead.

by Niblonian September 19, 2020

Fallout baby

Children born to Central American undocumented immigrants. Ultimately termed for the generations of socioeconomic fallout from anchor babies and their descendants.

- Héctor is 14 years old and his 13 year old girlfriend is pregnant. They dropped out of school and went on welfare.

- Yeah that’s a fallout baby for you.

by Bonerup October 4, 2022

bando baby

a girl that gets run through in a bando

she fucked everyone at that bando shes a bando baby

by erfef February 6, 2024

baby doomer

Someone who looks cute but will fuck you up

Someone: Oh, he's so cute.
Me: Cute? He's a baby doomer

by babydoomer November 15, 2023