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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
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Turning off eco mode

To abandon cautious, conservative, or restrained behavior in favor of taking bold, radical, or unconventional actions. This phrase is derived from the idea of switching from an energy-saving mode to a high-performance mode in machines or devices, metaphorically applied to human behavior to signify a shift towards more extreme or daring activities.
Charlie's really turning off eco mode at the party, dancing on the tables and leading a conga line through the entire house.
by bizzt June 23, 2024
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Off One's Base

adj. A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways
"you are so off one's base"
by Get a mug April 6, 2022
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gone off sausage

When you leave sausages in the fridge for too long and they go off.
by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023
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nathing off

being a bitch and asshole to everyone and getting mad if things dont go my way
I am being such a nathing off today.
by ReproX February 13, 2023
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gone off apple

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.
The gone off apple tastes rotten.
by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023
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beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
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