Hammed in the face

When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM

Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!

by Tevin Howard May 29, 2015

shot in the face day

A celebrated day, mostly among the veteran community of the day that Osama Bin Laden shot in the face

"Happy shot in the face day gary!"

by asswipe390 May 2, 2024

face cunt

Basically, a goatee. But neatly trimmed or wild, it looks like the pubes around a facial vag - hence, it's a face cunt. The expression is common slang in Germany: Gesichtsfotze.

Dood 1: bro, you are sportin' a total face cunt
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.

by IkuraEater August 12, 2014

riot faced

to be drunk, blaked, hammered, pissed.

i've drank shit loads, i rekon im riot faced.

by Tom Bryan October 7, 2007

meaty face

The act of waking your friends face with an aroused member.

Fur

That old chap asleep on the park bench is ripe for some meaty face.

by fur 156 December 24, 2015

Peasant-faced

To have a face that is ugly and resembles that of a person in the lower class.

I could tell that girl was from the slums, she is so peasant-faced.

by Master Excederin July 13, 2009

Death Face

When a person’s face begins to resemble a living skeleton.

Coach looks bad. He’s got full blown Death Face.

by Pinky115 October 12, 2023