Baby Dozer

A baby bulldozer ; bulldozer meant for bulldozing babies.

A Ford F150 or other truck / SUV with a tall front-end.

known for the driver's inability to see small obstacles such as small children, toddlers, and babies, the ford f150 and models similar to it are considered 'baby dozers'

Example 1:
p1: man I'm so glad we're about to cross the street! Let's go!

p2: Woah! Hold on! That Baby Dozer isn't slowing down.
p1: I'm so glad I waited! He ran the red light! Certainly wouldn't have seen me if I were a small child.

Example 2:
p1: did you hear what happened to john's niece ?

p2: yeah, she got taken out by a baby dozer. certainly heartbreaking.
p1: RIP little sally.

by A_person_in_Willthewise July 24, 2025

skibidi toilet baby gronk sigma freddy fazbear threemarche poppy playtime mr beast lankybox fanum tax cringe gyatt bussin in ohio with fortnite poopy tiktok edgelord rizz

the epitome of pure unfiltered unchecked brainrot. the highest level of brainrot

if you have skibidi toilet baby gronk sigma freddy fazbear threemarche poppy playtime mr beast lankybox fanum tax cringe gyatt bussin in ohio with fortnite poopy tiktok edgelord rizz, you need to kill yourself NOW

by nubnerd24 July 24, 2025

Baby-Making

A man and a woman get comfy in bed and have unprotected sex, they breed until the man's baby juice exits his dick and enters the woman's hole

Maya and Simon were doing some intense baby-making last night

by Lmao27 July 25, 2025

brewery baby

A baby that is comfortable getting passed around to various people in public and doesn’t yell, scream, or cry, because they know their parents are nearby.

We have a brewery baby, so feel free to hold on to him as long as you like.

by millenialdcdad July 29, 2025

Baby Buyer

Term referring to a person (typically a privileged gay man, though not exclusively) who, by personal conviction or agreement with their partner, exploits surrogacy ("womb leasing") in a deeply selfish or exploitative manner. Their primary motivation is to fulfill their desire for parenthood (whether immediate or future) without properly considering the physical, emotional, social, or economic well-being of the surrogate mother before, during, or after the pregnancy.

Ugh, another wealthy influencer flying to Ukraine for cheap surrogacy. Dude's not even hiding his baby buyer vibes – zero mention of the surrogate's healthcare or aftercare. Just flexing his 'dad journey'.

by Hierónyme August 2, 2025

Lapo Baby

Essentially, a Lapo baby is the working-class or lower-class equivalent of a Nepo baby.

Slang originated in Nigeria in response to Nepo Baby

LAPO is an acronym that stands for Little Access to Privileges & Opportunities. Another version of this acronym is: Legacy of Ancestral Poverty Origin.
NEPO is an acronym meaning Numerous Endless Privileges & Opportunities (NEPO)

I'm a Lapo Baby, but I'll work hard and make connections for my success.

by PersonDae August 4, 2025

Baby Bitch Cloud

The act of blowing a small cloud of smoke in the presence of other meth cloud blowers.

One meth user blows a small cloud and another Meth Head says damn I didn't know you blow b.b.C,s

hence confusing the meth head to think that they blow big black cock.But the reality is that they just blew a baby bitch cloud

by Senor Manwhore August 8, 2025