lube face

When a lubed condom pops and hits your face.

We where in the bathroom and the condom popped, I got complete lube face.

by shackRam829 October 14, 2016

nation face

When you're a pathological liar

All president candidates are nation faces

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

sparkle face

A type of person who eats their buggers and love it

Hey did you see that girl. She's a sparkle face

by Sparkle face September 11, 2016

cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus

Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?

by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016

Fap Face

Typically a person who likes to fap, and ejaculate all over their face.

Oh my, I fapped all over my face last night cause I'm a dirty fap face.

by Notafaggotfaggot August 25, 2016

Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.

Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face

by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016

face ruiner

When one part of the face (nose, ears, eyebrows) is so bad the whole face is considered ugly, when in fact it could possibly be very beautiful.

"Man, do you think Maria is hot?"
"I would if she got a nose job, that thing is a face ruiner."

by thuggerslugger August 17, 2016