Decorate the baby's room

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.

My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.

by leon von oren February 26, 2019

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Baby Reindeer

Someone that you are unhealthily obsessed with, originating from the 2024 dramatic mini-series "Baby Reindeer"

Person 1: "hey you seem really obsessed with that person over there"
Person 2: "yeah they're my Baby Reindeer"

by PlinkLink September 8, 2025

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Baby DD

Pregnant Designated Driver

She’s pregnant so she’s the Baby DD

by anonymous April 21, 2023

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Gently used baby mama

A woman who’s never been married and only has one kid

I’m looking for a gently used baby mama

by Factsislandboy September 19, 2022

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baby language is a language (commonly spoken at 1-3 year olds), that is usually rude. "goo goo gaa gaa" translates to "i need to poop on my mum's face", "ba-ba" translates to "fuck me", "goo goo" translates to "i want to urinate on my dad", and "goo gee" translates to "i love nazis"

Baby language is the rudest language I've ever heard!

by h2008 August 28, 2018

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