Head-Canon

Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.

In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.

by AntiCircumcisionMan March 19, 2023

But head

Has an arse hole for a face and teeth where there ass should be.

“You but head” says my younger brother as an insult.

by An_inferno November 4, 2021

Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017

`~`Crack`~`Head`~`crAck`~`heUad`~`cracK`~`heaD`~`

`~`Crack`~`Head`~`crAck`~`heUad`~`cracK`~`heaD`~`

`~`Crack`~`Head`~`crAck`~`heUad`~`cracK`~`heaD`~`

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Schmumble head

A schmumble head is a orange creature who looks a bit like humans but are smaller and have almost no necks. They have a very wide head and are very smart

1: woooow dude look, a schmumble head!!

2: dude youre hallucinating again, i told you those mushrooms weren’t chanterelles

by Schlodderr March 3, 2018

Give Head Month

For the Rest of October every girl has to give head to 2 boys for free.

Kyla Give me head
No

But it’s Give head month

by Undo cover fed October 5, 2020

Mass head

A Noun used to describe a person from the state of Massachusetts, when that person is not in Massachusetts.

That Mass head can’t drive correctly.

by bigalo22 April 6, 2021