Hot Take Shit Test

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.

Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.

by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025

on hots

mad or ready to slide on a opp

bro im on hots 2. bro lets go im on hots

by hhxhhhc December 20, 2022

hot peice

Hot peice : Good stuff; Something happened in your favor.

I found 20 bucks. Hot peice!!

by Joel and Ashley February 19, 2003

REVY HOT CHANNEL

A very secretive discord channel from an equally secretive discord server idolizing the dual-Wielding pistol woman from Black Lagoon, Revy.

man 1: Yo man 2, wanna jack off in the #Revy Hot Channel?
man 2: Yeah, Sure!
man 3: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING NEEERDSSS!!!!11!1!!~~~~
man 4: Shut up nigger

by FARDYWARDYMARDY7777777 December 19, 2021

Hot Noodle

A male who is sexy but limp.

He was drop dead sexy, but what a hot noodle.

by datzie November 6, 2012

alaskan hot chocolate

A variation of the Alaskan Pipeline, but instead of solid shit, you use diarrhea.

Hey man, we did the alaskan hot chocolate last night. She absolutely loved it!

by john00 January 18, 2018

Red and hot

The feeling of embarrassment when your face turns red and feels hot

Carlos: “Bro, are you wearing a thong??”
Bro: “Fuck! You wasn’t supposed to see that! I’m so red and hot now”

by PGSlang October 25, 2023