Dick Faced Ronald

If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.

Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!

by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022

Cheese on his face

Preparing too much/ drawing too much for an inevitable situation that doesn’t happen or happens way later

Harold Camping outlived his prediction of the rapture, and news reporters from all around Colorado came to his house to tell him about the cheese on his face.

by McShieldold May 15, 2022

Face Mash

So a girl name "Julianne" spelt face mask in EPP wrong

Julliane is a face mash

by Zero 200 November 16, 2022

face-driving

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011

Face-cadette

A person who uses Facebook in place of human interaction.

"He never seems comfortable around us anymore, I swear he is just another face-cadette"

by Jade Madonna July 21, 2009

Tuppence Face

When the features of a person's face are so close together they could be covered by a tuppence (a two pence piece).

His eyes, nose and mouth were so close together he had a tuppence face. (Possibly Colm Meaney, John C. Reilly)

by LadyJeff February 6, 2024

Two Face Shank

A Slut Who Has Been Fucking Another Man While In A Relationship

Lydia Freind Sasha Was Fucking Her Freind David Without Her Boyfriend Jack Knowing

Two Face Shank: A Way Of A Women FUCKING Other Men While In A Relationship

by YourBigDaddyWillBeWaitingForU December 22, 2015