Cock-Noodler

When something happens ,during a very sexual encounter, that proceeds to give you an instant softy.

"We were having very passionate sex and then while doing anal, she shit all over me; instant cock-noodler."

by stahrlord August 14, 2016

Lucas's Cock

Something so incredibly small that it gets rejected by Midgets (I've seen it happen). Seen to be around 0.000000000001in and is just a disgrace to the male sex

"What the FUCK! Your cock (Lucas's Cock) is SOOOO small!" -some person

by LucasIsDumbhehehehehehe April 17, 2022

closet cock

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky

“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”

by Pseudos January 3, 2019

Big Black Cock

A big black cock is a black man’s big dick. Or something used to insult a bitch ass nigga

I love his big black cock
Insult: Shut up you big black cock!

by JamarNelson June 7, 2023

dirt cock

A person who lives in candor New York that fucks their cousins and has a shit ton of Pos chevys around

John is a complete dirt cock

by Dirt cock March 2, 2017

Cock

its a fucking penis
you're stupid

you're a cockhead

by Signori August 31, 2022

ceo of massive cock

Hayden J. Teague

Did you hear Hayden Teague became the CEO of massive cock.

by 🥖🥖 December 18, 2020