Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly

My your retirement baby is looking healthy.

by Cyclotol 80/20 January 31, 2018

Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.

Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax

by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022

Baby Mango

A baby at a certain stage of development in the womb is as long as a mango

Baby Mango is going to be a Baby Eggplant in a few weeks!

by XxoddxonexoutxX October 10, 2010

Baby Eater

A super swaggy street calling gangbanger.

“That’s a baby eater if i’ve ever seen one”

by Dog\|/ater_25 January 16, 2023

Baby eater

1)One who does us all a favor by eating these tiny, ugly, gross, screaming pieces of crap
2) People who eat babies on the regular

Bob: Hey, Jeff are you a baby eater

Jeff: HELL YEAH! I even won in the baby eating contest

by Human slug March 11, 2020

Baby Pillow

I love you forever, also take a shower.

“Do you love me” says Person 1
“Baby Pillow” says person 2

by Ghshdhdudgdy January 20, 2022

Craigslist Baby

That one guy everybody wants to throw down an elevator shaft.

"Hey man the boss wants that report on llama feces theory report done by 4."
"That damn craigslist baby!"
Synonym: Lil' Jackass

by JimmyJones2.0 April 03, 2019