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egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.
Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.
by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025
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Cock and Ball Torture

cock and ball torture consists of putting your balls inside a toaster,blender (i did that one it feels good),etc you should try it :3
HEY BABY LET ME GET COCK AND BALL TORTURE
by Miles Morales dady November 15, 2023
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Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.
The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.
by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024
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Cock Cobbler

Someone who cobbles a cock like it’s a fresh pan of cobbler
Did you see how many cocks that guy had last week?”

“Yeah, he’s such a cock cobbler.”
by Jennyooh October 25, 2025
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Cock

You nasty, what are you doing looking up cock in the urban dictionary?! What would your grandmother think If she knew what you were looking up in your spare time?
1. “I can’t get any action, so I look up ‘cock’ in the urban dictionary
2. My friend’s grandparents owned a farm, and they had two colorful cocks. They were nice.
by Icantthinkofausername0106 February 11, 2019
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Cock Expert

A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow
Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021
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