Cock Nugget

A Lethargic piece of fecal matter excreted through the urethra. Usually done by sailors, pirates and Men who dress up as owls.

That Pirate just laid an enormous cock nugget on the starboard.

by Gary the hammer December 18, 2008

cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.

jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore

by greenday0398 November 2, 2008

cock bastard

herb meaning stupid, retarted etc.

You're a cock bastard mad stupid.

by flakis January 17, 2009

cock jawed

when you are so surprised your mouth hangs open like you've been sucking cock

A)kari's dating bob again

B) omg im totally cock jawed

by attfieldd428 January 21, 2009

cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.

Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.

by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009

[cock costume]

Someone who is an idiot. It was said after someone called me an ass hat. They deserved it because they are a cock costume.

You are such a cock costume for using the word ass hat.

by casemaster October 21, 2008

cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas October 24, 2008