Did I drive you away

When u think ur the reason the person is leaving/left, thinking its all your fault, news flash, it isn't, if they dont want to stay, dont hold onto them, its for the best

A: Did I drive you away?
M: what do u mean?
A: was i the reason u left?

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Do I look fat in this dress?

The ONLY response is :

AHHH HELLLZZZ NO GIRL!

Otherwise yo' in the shit.

by Diego September 11, 2003

i be swaggin (in my station wagon)

term used to describe someone who is very cool but has an old, ugly, or broken down car. doesn't have to be a station wagon, can be any car. usually a first car handed down from parents.

when Braydon rolls up everyone knows he be swaggin' in his station wagon.

"i be swaggin (in my station wagon)"

by uvgtmeppnchmpyn March 17, 2010

Grav-i-titty Faux Pas

This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.

I had another Grav-i-titty Faux Pas two weeks ago and my wife still isn't speaking to me!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 9, 2008

I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.

*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!

by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008

i buy most of my shit

"i buy most of my shit" refers to an individual whom buys most of his shit. Using "i buy most of my shit" can also refer to a type of behaviour which is triggered when the individual buys most of his shit.

This term, should never be used to "troll" or "mock" an individual, with only ONE exception:
- If the individual does buy most of his shit, it can not be offensive in any way, therefore it shall be freely used.

"i buy most of my shit"
"I buy most of my Shit"
"IBMOMS"

by Sterling0x1 December 18, 2016

I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

The legendary line in the Globglogabgalab song, where he speaks in the most autistic tone ever while his belly flops.

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

by IAMTHEYEASTOFTHOUGHTSANDMIND May 5, 2018