Face Cram

To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.

Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.

Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.

by Wotcha Rosay November 10, 2010

front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024

Dick face

Dick face is what you call people when someone is being a cunt

"Zavier you dick face"

by Cassiusisgay October 22, 2018

pajama face

a face that was deceivingly banging the previous evening, but in the morning, when all the make up has rubbed off, the girl is busted.

she looked banging last night, but she had pajama face this morning.

by sparkleking March 2, 2011

Fat faced

Adjective:
Feeling extremely full from over indulging on food.

Mike gobbled the whole entire cheesesteak and now he’s fat faced.

I’m too fat faced for dessert.

by Beanscream July 3, 2024

slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.

wow that man has a slip monkey face.

by charlieman12 November 1, 2010

Buzzer-face

A person who has superglued a buzzer that he ripped out of an old dryer to his nose.

Hey look! I’m buzzer-face!

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022