Food baby

A term used by people that refuse to use the word fat when describing their self

"I'm not fat I have a food baby"

by Makeupaddict October 13, 2016

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Gently used baby mama

A woman who’s never been married and only has one kid

I’m looking for a gently used baby mama

by Factsislandboy September 19, 2022

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baby notebook shredder

a small child who has a severe addiction to eating spiral notebooks

yea, his son is a baby notebook shredder.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

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fomo baby

a myth that when babies crouch and look between their legs it means a new sibling is coming.

"my daughter be holding her bottle at 3 months she a fomo baby."

by Dracula blahblahblah November 14, 2023

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[Baby Bunker]

The reproductive organs of the human female, but after the specimen has had atleast 1 child, or is pregnant.

dude 1: hey have you seen that chick, shes soooooo hot.

dude 2: man she has like 2 kids.

dude 1: I know, I tottally want to have a meat party in her Baby Bunker.

by T-cat July 14, 2010

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1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.

"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."

by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025

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