Work-Jerk

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".

When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension

by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017

devil’s work

doing or saying something horrible to another thing or person that makes it seem as if the devil is doing it.

“Hey did you hear about Kylie cheating on Chris?”
“Yeah…truly the devil’s work”

“Why did you push your friend into the pool?”
He snickered before responding, “it was the devil’s work”

by friedgravy March 26, 2023

Work the Process

The answer to everything

Coach: Why aren't you hitting well?
Playing: I guess I'm not working the process coach

You don't Work the Process well!

by Holden Miller April 7, 2008

cry-working

cry-working (krIE-wUHR-king)

When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep working and be productive.

"Dude, I need to take a day off from the news & negativity, I've been cry-working for the last week!"

by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020

work release

A system where prisoners work to get paid while serving their sentences.

When Patrick was in prison,he worked at Prospect Hill Cemetery for work release.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017

Day Work

The act of doing installation/pleasure work while being sober during daylight hours.

Jeremy, did you put in Day Work on that girl again?

by SweetMeat August 26, 2013

Both works

A phrase used by bisexual people, meaning that they are attracted to both men and women.

"Do you like men or women?"
"Um... both. Both works."

by bisexualcatwithlightsaber March 27, 2022