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Wood Dancer

One who dances in the woods. Wolves optional.
Ive never met a wood dancer before
by Big B January 21, 2005
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matt woods

Matt is the greasiest greasy to ever grease . he is tall and licks grandpa wang. He wears his hat like a dummy
i ran into thia matt woods and he smelt like shit
by yayaaaaa February 20, 2015
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Tiger Woods

A mixture of 50% tea and 50% kool-aid. Similar to an Arnold Palmer.
I had some fried chicken and a Tiger Woods at Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n Waffles.
by J. Crimeny August 28, 2008
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Wood duck

Pretender (Aus)
Particularly used to describe twats who drive a cheap crumby car put a noisy exhaust in it, obnoxiously loud sound system, lower it so that it no longer has suspension travel, more than likely a stupid looking rear spoiler/ wing to improve its aerodynamic grip at high speeds that it'll never achieve and put a big brand sticker on the back window. The driver will most likely be wearing a hat on backwards have one hand hanging out the door making possible gangster hand gesture all while thinking he is the shit.
Note: the vehicle is innocent in fact it's a victim. Don't hate what the car has become but hate the offender.
Jimmy: hey bill look at this wood duck?

Bill: Jimmy! that's a fully sick Astra!

Jimmy: No bill, that's a shitbox driven by a wood duck
by Darth Kermit November 30, 2013
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Chick Wood

The same thing as men looking at woman and getting "wood", except women getting "wood" over something that makes them hot.
My girlfriends and I saw this smokin' hot guy at the pool this summer and it gave us the biggest chick wood ever.
by psmitchum30 February 7, 2009
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Tiger Woods

A man who cheats on his wife for other woman in bars, and on the street.
Man, that Tiger Woods likes woman,
I know, he is a Tiger Woods.
by benedict losers December 31, 2009
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Chris Woods

a famous porn star from the late 50's. the first person to be caught on film giving multiple women an orgasm at the same time.
man i got these two fine hotties and i pulled a chris woods last night!
by Sargonis October 8, 2008
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