weiner express

a slut. also known as a number seven

"Hey Joe I think we have a weiner express up ahead"

by Jessica L December 14, 2008

Weinercopters

The act of taking one's penis and swinging it around in circles to resemble the blades of a helicopter.

I hate it when my weinercopters wipe out cities.

by mwil September 25, 2010

weiner-hosen

1.) A way in which to call a friend or loved one a lame
2.) An endearing way to insult or make fun of a close friend

"Baby, I love you but you're acting like a real weiner-hosen.."

by BigDogChristo666 August 20, 2013

Got weight

An object, phrase, or experience that is by nature really awesome or Phat

"Wow man your new rims got weight "

"Holy crap dude that purp's got weight"

"Nifty i just found twenty bucks" "sweet that's got weight"

by Poptart419 January 3, 2010

branch weight

a racist term refering to the lynhing of black people

hey check out that branch weight coming out of kfc

by evil hell squirl June 23, 2010

Gaping Weiner

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.

by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011

Daddy Weight

Weight gained by fathers and fathers-to-be during their partner's pregnancy or the first fre years of the child's life due to stress, overeating, and lack of physical activity.

"Did you hear? Mikes gone up almost fifteen pounds!"
"Well, when he's stuck at home with the baby all the time I wouldn't doubt the daddy weight is starting to set in."

by Just Another Artist November 17, 2015