Certified Jimmy Weenie 

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

Certified Jimmy Weenie by Mudslap January 14, 2021

Jeana/Jeanie Weenie 

Jeana/Jeanie Weenie- otherwise known as someone everyone loves and adores. She’s known for her carrying attitude and the crowd pleasing kicks she gives Audrey!

I absolutely adore Jeana/Jeanie Weenie

Jeana/Jeanie Weenie by nooooooooooooodlenat February 12, 2022

Big J Weenie 

Someone who’s name is Jonny and has big weenie

Hey there’s Big J Weenie he’s got a big weenie

Big J Weenie by yunnnoiw March 2, 2022

turtle-eenie-weenie 

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

turtle-eenie-weenie by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022

Farting on the Weedgie 

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

Farting on the Weedgie by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast 

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018