Whip the Weasel

To masturbate sometimes viciously

Mostly referred to males

"Man I'd like to whip the weasel on all over her if you know what I mean"

by IMINX May 19, 2014

Weasel squad

a group of boys who don’t shave, shower or pull any bitches

Those boys over there smell awful, they must be a weasel squad

by Lexi wolfhard October 10, 2023

cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.

That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.

by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020

ass weasel - alien

A carnivorous alien from the movie dream catcher that develops in the body and comes out of the anus and eats the host and searches for prey

Butt weasel butt worm ass worm "ass weasel - alien"

by T95 February 5, 2014

dancing with the weasel

to have sex
wild rough sex

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight

by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.

Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

Shight Weasel

A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.

"Tyler is such a shight weasel."

"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."

by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023