Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do

Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

by Lizzielou December 8, 2023

pseudo-watch

When you watch a TV program at the same time from two different physical locations.

My boyfriend and I pseudo-watch “This Is Us” when we can’t be together.

by #shellbell August 8, 2018

Buzz-Watch

Buzz-watching is the activity of watching a television show or movie while under the influence of alcohol or marijuana to enhance the watching experience.

John: Hey, wanna buzz-watch Wonka this weekend?
Louise: I'm so down! You want me to bring some edibles?
John: Sure, but I think I'll just stick with beer this time around.

by TimmothyTT March 8, 2024

Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.

"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"

by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019

Winge Watching

When you watch a TV series, only to moan about how awful it is... while you watch it anyways.

"Oh it was definately crap, but I had a good laugh winge watching it all"

by Kingyd November 19, 2023

YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!

Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023

watch another movie

Similar to read another book, this is the appropriate response to any stupid political analogy, using a movie instead of a book as a reference point. This can apply to any movie, but since the Harry Potter series also has movies, it can be used here as well.

Dumbass: Mike Pence is like Snape!
Normal person: Oh my god, watch another movie!

by Florisgrad June 26, 2025