purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)

James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior

by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003

Last-word warriors

A person that finds an overwhelming need to ensure they have the last-word in an argument..

Last-word warriors.

Jane: that's not true..
Michelle: Yeah it is so!
Jane: What ever, I don't care..
Michelle: Good.
Jane: I'm going to bed.
Michelle: ..

by Cpt Yuki October 20, 2011

purple headed warrior

my wang

Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Warm up warrior

A warmup warrior is a person that sprints the warmups. This could be in any team sport from track to swimming. These people are usually slow in the main part of the practice and dislikes by others.

1: Dang, Karly is such a warm up warrior
2:Yeah, it’s super annoying, wait till the main set

by Popculture February 1, 2019

Gym class warrior

That one super athletic kid in your gym class who tries too hard to win, and play with the gym teacher. They do this to show off their ability, but make it seem like that they don't actually care about winning.

We just lost dodgeball to a gym class warrior.
I felt bad when I lost volleyball to a gym class warrior, but then I realized that I had higher grades than him in all of my academic courses.

by LouPit May 15, 2018

One Stroke Warrior

When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.

Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."

by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016