wanger

A wangarian term derived from the 2004 southridge closing ceremonies. Founders credits belong to Jen&Thalia (ie genitalia). Can be used to describe a person or inanimate object. Usually used with extreme feelings of disgust or hatred.

"we're going to the emo concert, you WANGER!"

by Jen&Thalia August 29, 2006

Wanderlust

The first track off the debut album, Faded Seaside Glamour by the fantastic Southampton band - Delays

Wanderlust lyrics:
Can you
Hear that knocking in your soul
No, you don't listen
Can you hear that knocking
Overload
No, you don't listen
Never see the high beyond the low
No wonder, you lay
Twitching
Do you share the rush to be alone
Come over, we'll go missing

by jensiwoo May 28, 2009

wanker

Slang.

1) One who masturbates to excess.
2) One who uses the word 'skillz' and takes it seriously.

"Stop saying skillz, you bloody wanker! Speak properly!"

by victorhadin March 25, 2003

WANKER

'one who masturbates their pork sword more than an ordinary person', 'a person who comes across as stuck up or smug'

EXAMPLE 1
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!

Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker

by Dan Roach October 2, 2007

wanker

1. Someone who tends to lie alot, is arrogant or thinks themselves superior to others. Similar to Tosser.

1. "He is such a fucking wanker! Don't listen to him!"

by lotsofpinash May 13, 2007

wanker band

Wanker bands are bands made for wankers. Wanker band is a pejorative term usually used for bands which have repetetive, boring, and unimaginative songs, riding on the wave of a current trend. A prime example of a wanker band are Little Man Tate.

Hey, I'm going to see LMT tommorow.

I'm afraid LMT are a wanker band, wanker.

by thepaw February 27, 2007

Wandering Hero

A wandering hero is a sexual deviant that explores uncharted vaginal crevices with his penis. A wandering hero prefers only the purest of virgins, but during desperate times, anyone will suffice. As part of the hero's code of conduct, he always treats the fair maiden with an expensive lobster dinner.

Jason: Hey man, I hear Andrew's been fucking every virgin on campus.

Oren: The wandering hero stands ever vigilant, delivering a hot-dicking to those in need.

by The Hungarian T-Bird December 6, 2011