Wanker

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.

"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."

by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022

Wankering

Being hung by your dick

Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017

SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

Wanker

ollie fucking reed

"Why does he do that?"
"Because he's a weak, lonely wanker"

by tbrizzledizzle March 20, 2019

wake the wife wanker

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy

by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021

Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies

Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

Wanker

Someone who wanks

He’s such a wanker

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018