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Wanker

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.
"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."
by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022
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Wankering

Being hung by your dick
Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan
by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017
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SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM
GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS
by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018
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Wanker

"Why does he do that?"
"Because he's a weak, lonely wanker"
by tbrizzledizzle March 20, 2019
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wake the wife wanker

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy
by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021
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Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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Wanker

He’s such a wanker
by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018
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